I’m Tiffany and I would like to have some friends. If you’re interested you can always like/reblog this post. I promise I’ll be a good mother  friend to you. 


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do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go


the fuck

did nobody punch me in the face

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why reach for the stars when you can reach for my dick

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haha sorry to show up to your house unannounced but uhm haha you unfollowed me?? haha im sure it was a mistake, may I come in?

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the rush to delete something you accidentally reblogged is intense as shit

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  • Amychophilia: sexual arousal from scratching
  • Stigmatophilia: sexual arousal from tattoos and piercings
  • Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal from biting
  • Basorexia: strong craving or hunger for kissing
  • Tumblr: the place that helped us discover we all suffer from sexual disorders
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When Korean Idols Decided to Tweet In English

  • Yesung: Tokyo in Yesung.
  • Lee Hongki: Fuck You keke
  • Donghae: Thank you EFL.
  • Dongho: Oh my godless.
  • G-dragon: U good, mang?
  • Gikwang: Baby Good moring.^-^
  • Onew: Location - Singer
  • Heechul: Whats LOL?
  • Bang Yong Guk: this place is so beutiful
  • Dongwoon: christmas is coming and when you orgasm?
  • Jaejoong: no............shit
  • Kevin: Please support u-piss ^^
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# u piss  


*comes to your funeral 15 minutes late with starbucks*

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